Folk Remedy — Felony Energy

Inspired by the legendary Four Thieves blend — a folk remedy with centuries of tradition behind it. Generous horseradish, garlic, and the most violently flavourful organic onions we could source form the fiery backbone, infused for two full months alongside ginger, turmeric, lemon and orange. Layered with rosemary, sage, and cloves for deep herbal warmth, rosehips and hibiscus for a bright tart lift, finished with raw local honey.

Jalapeño-free — the heat is all allium, all intention. Thoughtfully hand-crafted in small batches in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

The Alchemical Elements

• Armoracia rusticana (Horseradish) — fiercely pungent backbone
• Allium cepa (Organic Onion) — violently flavourful, chosen for maximum bite
• Allium sativum (Garlic) — bold, traditional folk staple
• Zingiber officinale (Ginger) — warming, grounding
• Curcuma longa (Turmeric) — earthy, golden
• Lemon & Orange — bright citrus base
• Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary) — deep herbal warmth
• Salvia officinalis (Sage) — complex, aromatic
• Syzygium aromaticum (Cloves) — spiced depth
• Rosa canina (Rosehips) — bright, tart lift
• Hibiscus sabdariffa (Hibiscus) — ruby tartness
• Raw Local Honey — rounds and finishes

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The Ritual

Take it as a daily tonic shot. Drizzle it over roasted cruciferous vegetables. Use it as a salad dressing, a marinade for roasted meats, tofu, or anything slow-cooked and deeply nourishing. She does it all. A regular traditional version is also available.

Small-batch crafted in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.